The Kingdom of Womble 8544 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.972 billion Womble 8544ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 8544ian economy, worth 328 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 41,226 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,705 per year while the poor average 2,584, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8544's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8544 is ranked 235,993^rd in the world and 9,781^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.